You See, Officer...
I was sitting here, minding my own business, making a sand castle, when this toy thief came along and stole my shovel. When I demanded that she give it back by shouting, "MINE!", she refused to give it back, explaining, "Finders keepers." Do finders really keep, Officer? Or is she liar, liar, pants on fire?
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