Drink as You Flop

‘I paid $100,000 for this pool’: Entitled girlfriend complains that a homeowner's kids are splashing too much in their private pool, Super Dad comes to their defense by telling her to kick rocks 1

'We have to fire you because you are too expensive': Employee gets fired, demands compensation for a full year then starts working for competitor 2

Small company gets bought out, new CEO demands employees to look busy, cue malicious compliance: 'We're basically creating a public perception of busy without actually doing too much' 3

'I put my foot down': Mother refuses to help 15-year-old daughter go on school trip after daughter continually forgets important things 4

'First of all, I don't work here': Gas station Karen demands assistance from customer, he claps back, she leaves ashamed 5

Your Honor, 21 Courtroom Memes That the Jury Unanimously Finds Hilarious 6

'First of all, I don't work here': Gas station Karen demands assistance from customer, he claps back, she leaves ashamed 1

'He hits the Aston Martin in front of him — hard. I was... dying of laughter': 20+ Drivers who got instant karma 2

Your Honor, 21 Courtroom Memes That the Jury Unanimously Finds Hilarious 3

'We have to fire you because you are too expensive': Employee gets fired, demands compensation for a full year then starts working for competitor 4

‘She kept lying to us’: Home buyers fire agent after she refuses to submit their application to a seller despite their wishes, nearly costing them their dream house 5

Hobbyist mechanic taunts his duplex neighbor, turning the landlord against a car-vandal Karen by following their rules to a tee: ‘The vehicle runs… there was nothing they could do’ 6