Love may be blind, but it's not deaf. For those of you who constantly live in fear of others hearing your gross bodily noises in the bathroom, a mobile app has finally been made to sooth your troubled hearts. Developed and released by the Brazilian non-governmental organization Akatu, the "Fake Shower" iOS application emulates the noise of a running faucet or shower, all without wasting that precious H2O. It also keeps track of how much water has been saved as a result of using the app and even awards frequent users with various badges and achievements, although you might want to hold off on sharing it on Facebook.