@Uber, You should have an option for drivers that can handle a car full of drunk cursing comedians who discuss wildly inappropriate topics. I’d happily pay extra. Ammirite @DougStanhope @bertkreischer @tomsegura pic.twitter.com/kDFgeXiMvh— Lizzy Durazzo (@LizzyDurazzo) March 1, 2018
this drunk girl sitting next to me in our Uber pool is fully about to throw up and our driver told her she has to pay for my coat if she vomits on it.— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) March 3, 2018
it’s really amazing to see god (Rashida, owner of this Volkswagen, and unfuckwittable champion for justice) work in your life.
Drunk me in Uber: I feel like all my life I’ve been lied to because a career in law is not exactly the kind of thing I was expecting it to be, so part of me is really confused, angry, and lost— Quentin Tarantado (@vonnightstand) March 9, 2018
Driver: Uhm, this is Lyft.