People On Twitter Are Sharing Some Seriously Hilarious Drunk Uber Stories

Uber drivers already deserve our respect, but we're in awe of the sloppy antics they tolerate when people have had a little too much to drink. Folks on Twitter recently started sharing their favorite "drunk Uber" stories - and they're both embarrassing and insanely amusing.

Posted by Ada Elder

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My wife went to “game night” at her friends apt last night. She got back at about 2am, slightly drunk, with her uber driver carrying in this air purifier for her. Did she steal it? Did she win it? Did she find it? Will I ever know the truth? pic.twitter.com/5JePOiAoNW
— 🪐 🏳️‍🌈 (@Quisqueya726) March 8, 2018

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@Uber, You should have an option for drivers that can handle a car full of drunk cursing comedians who discuss wildly inappropriate topics. I’d happily pay extra. Ammirite @DougStanhope @bertkreischer @tomsegura pic.twitter.com/kDFgeXiMvh
— Lizzy Durazzo (@LizzyDurazzo) March 1, 2018

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this drunk girl sitting next to me in our Uber pool is fully about to throw up and our driver told her she has to pay for my coat if she vomits on it.

it’s really amazing to see god (Rashida, owner of this Volkswagen, and unfuckwittable champion for justice) work in your life.
— caleb hearon (@calebsaysthings) March 3, 2018

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Drunk me in Uber: I feel like all my life I’ve been lied to because a career in law is not exactly the kind of thing I was expecting it to be, so part of me is really confused, angry, and lost

Driver: Uhm, this is Lyft.
— Agnostic Mingle (@vonnightstand) March 9, 2018

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