What Felon Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?
The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.
~Office Lackey Jack
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