This Might Be The Dumbest Tinder Bot The Internet's Seen Yet

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    Text - 3ONO 63% 12:38 Patricia Today 7:51 AM hello Hi how are you Today 8:38 AМ yay we matched hehe Yes we did Today 9:15 AМ So now what so we matched haha hey we matched haha| Yes we did and you already said that Today 9:46 AM vav we matched lol Туре GIF a message...
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    Text - 3ON O 63% 12:38 Patricia yay we matched lol You poor poor bot you weren't given any other lines to say Today 10:20 AM looks like we matched lol Today 10:59 AM 1100001101011000101011001 Today 11:26 AM yay we matched haha Let me tell you a story Today 12:02 PM looks like we matched hehe "The saga begins" By: Weird A Type a message... GIF
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    Text - 3O N O 63% 12:39 Patricia "The saga begins" By: Weird Al Today 12:35 PМ A long, long time ago galaxy far away In a Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we f
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    Text - 3ON O 63% 12:39 Patricia My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy good bye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave? But he can use the Force, they say Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how
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    Text - 3ON O 63% 12:39 Patricia So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singing' My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the b
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    Text - 3ON O 63% 12:39 Patricia Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here" "Just stick it in your pointy ear" "I still will
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    Text - 3ONO 63% 12:39 Patricia My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end, some Gunguns died Some ships blew up and some pilots
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    Text - 3ONO 62% 12:39 Patricia IMaui anTU TMET up vItm Darti now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's ghost I guess 'll train this boy And I was singin' My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy good bye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon
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    Text - 3O N O 58% 1:18 Patricia yay we matched lol looks like we matched hehe looks like we matched haha yay we matched hehe so we matched haha looks like we matched lol hey we matched lol so we matched hehe wow we matched hehe Today 1:09 PM yay we matched haha I'm going to unmatch now Sent Type a message... GIF
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