26 Moms That Are Having A Way Worse Day Than You

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    Text - Jennifer Lizza Follow @outsmartedmommy The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.
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    Text - Tired Working Mom Follow @WorkingMom86 If you haven't used a juice box as a chaser, then you probably haven't reached your lowest point in parenting yet.
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    Skin - EuroKate TM @KateOfHysteria Follow When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious.
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama In case you were wondering, the loudest sound in the world is my kid screaming, "Are you pooping?!?" in a public restroom
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    Text - snap:Caffeineandfair @CaffeineandF Follow Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife
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    Text - Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart Follow Parenthood is mostly reminding the kids "no eating on the couch" while you're eating on the couch & agreeing with them that life isn't fair.
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    Text - AussieAnnie Follow @MummaCrazy If you mean getting my 3yo to change out of her Elsa dress into regular clothes everyday, then yes I do participate in extreme sports
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    Text - Valerie Follow @ValeeGrrl Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half An M&M.
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    Text - Tired Working Mom Follow @WorkingMom86 I googled "keeping a clean house with kids" and the results came back as ads for various types of alcohol.
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    Text - Lurk @ Home Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Follow Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] Batman voice I said let's go.
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    Text - Foxy Wine Pocket @FoxyWinePocket Follow Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know...
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    Text - Wendy S. Follow @maughammom I don't care how cute your kid is. When you wake up in the middle of the night and see them standing next to your bed, they are terrifying
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    Text - Momma of Midgard @MidgardMomma Follow Parenthood is: Telling your kids they can't eat brownies for breakfast, then eating brownies for breakfast after they leave for school.
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    Text - Kate Hall Follow @KateWhineHall Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row.
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    Text - That Carly Girl @thatcarlygirl Follow "It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."
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    Text - Moe Follow @Mo_lee Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space
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    Text - SkRE CrazyExhaustion @CrazyExhaustion Follow xhaution Me to baby: Say Dada! Husband: You don't want her first word to be Mama? Me: Hell no! The other 2 won't leave me alone. This one's yours.
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    Text - De Nada Donna Follow @Donna_McCoy I wish I had the optimism of a mom who puts fresh fruit into lunch boxes every morning.
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    Text - Sarah (est. 1975) @est1975blog Follow What I say to my son: "Get dressed." His interpretation: "Stand around naked watching television with one sock on."
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    Text - Kate Hall Follow @KateWhineHall My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game
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    Text - Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart Follow Two little monkeys Jumping on the bed One fell off and Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER
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    Text - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Follow I asked my son what time he wanted me to wake him up on the 1st day of school: "6:30, so I can shower & cry."
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    Text - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses Follow Your child's favorite toy is whichever one they just lost.
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    Sports - 4LT Valerie Follow @ValeeGrri Running away after dropping the kids at grandma's house like 6
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    Text - Li'l Edie Pentland Follow @JennyPentland I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering Now I'm free!"
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    Text - OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy Follow Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever

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