As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner
File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
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16-year-old informs his teachers that he is not required to do any of the schoolwork they assign him: 'You can still give me the work if you choose, but it won't get done.'
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Boss bombards mostly-remote employee with 5 AM screenshot demanding 5 days/week in the office: 'It's an hour drive from home'
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BIL threatens to rig his home with 10 hidden nanny cameras after his entitled live-in sister-in-law dismantled his new porch cam: ‘Is she at least paying rent? No’
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