I'd Also Like to See It Compared to Actual Apples
Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.
Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.
~OLJ
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