26 Cringe-worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Eyes Roll

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Ada Elder
Mar 22, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

We love a good Dad joke as much as the next person, but some of these kind of cross the line. If you're into the kind of bad jokes that make you physically cringe at how bad they are, then this is the place for you. If not... don't say we didn't warn you. Your forehead may be very red by the end of this. 

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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding. 2/19/18, 6:15 AM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes "Dad I really want to work in the moisturiser industry, what should do?" "The best advice I can give is apply daily." 2/20/18, 1:43 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call someone with no body or nose? Nobody knows.... 2/20/18, 12:22 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 2/17/18, 2:23 AM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do! 2/18/18, 12:02 PM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes How do you tie up two martians? With an astronaut 1/31/18, 6:15 AM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What did the grape say when he got stepped on? Nothing. He just let out a little wine. 2/22/18, 3:15 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know, that's what they're fighting about." 2/10/18, 12:12 AM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes Did you hear the joke about the plane? It's over your head. 2/23/18, 11:15 AM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What do you call a reptilian detective? An Investi-Gator. 2/19/18, 5:15 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man! 2/17/18, 11:46 AM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a cow walking backwards? Moo walkin... 2/21/18, 12:41 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a horse that moves around a lot? Unstable... 2/19/18, 11:52 AM
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    Face - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes Did you hear about the Italian chef that died He pasta away 2/5/18, 6:15 AM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Did you hear about the computer that got thrown in the ocean? Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep. 2/17/18, 2:42 AM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What do you call a one eyed deer? I got no eye deer! 2/7/18, 3:15 PM 390 Retweets 1,629 Likes Jon Long @JuanLargo 2/7/18 Replying to @dadtellsjokes What do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs? Still no eye dear
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What's Fast and the Furious 10 going to be called? Fast 10: your seatbelts.
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes For years I suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her she just shrugged the plot thickens... 2/13/18, 11:42 AM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a farmer that doesn't like tractors anymore? An extractor fan. 2/17/18, 11:59 AM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes An astronaut refused to return to Earth to see his girlfriend. He said he needed more space. 2/12/18, 12:26 PM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes Dad: Did you hear about the Orca at Sea World? Son: Nope. Dad: You didn't? Oh whale. 2/5/18, 8:15 PM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What did the ghost say to the bee? BOO BEE! 2/18/18, 11:15 AM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where's pop-corn? 1/31/18, 3:15 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call your mum's angry French sister? A Croissaunt.... 2/20/18, 3:37 PM
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Where do cats go when they die? Purrrgatory.. 2/17/18, 2:37 AM
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    Text - dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What do you call a sleeping dinosau... .A dinosnore 2/3/18, 5:15 PM
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