If you ever advance your career to a point where you are announcing awards in front of 296 co-workers, make sure you don't mispronounce "best practices" to "breast packages". Especially if the recipient of the award is stacked. You'll never hear the end of it. #LFMF
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!['[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension
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