(I overheard this conversation between a man and his son at the pizza parlor where I work.) Dad: Let's have a pepperoni pizza. Son: I don't want pepperoni pizza, we had that for lunch at school today. Dad: Fine, then we'll call it an Italian pepperoni bread-pie. AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.
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