Mom: who ate the bananas in the fridge?! Me: I did. Why? Mom: I was gonna make a pie with it! Me: sorry, I didn't know. Mom: sorry isn't gonna cut it. Me: I'll buy you more when I go to the store today Mom: it's too late. If you were never born, we would have banana cream pie. And I know everyone would rather have pie than you.
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