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20 Life Hacks Tweeted By Brilliant Parents

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    Text - Rodney Lacroix Follow @moooooog35 I buy my kids cereal based on which kinds I think my vacuum cleaner will be able to pick up best 4:00 AM -18 Dec 2015 132 Retweets 293 Likes
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    Text - Abe Yospe Follow @Cheeseboy22 There should be a service where you can rent parents to go see your kids play sports in your place 4:56 PM - 19 Feb 2018 56 Retweets 266 Likes
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    Text - ThisOneSays Follow @ThisOneSayz Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they'll materialize out of nowhere. 7:48 AM -14 Mar 2017 115 Retweets 223 Likes
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    Text - Mombiehood Follow MOMBIEHOOD) @Mombiehood #ParentingHack - Packing Lunches for Picky Eaters: Find a meal they're willing to eat. Serve it again & again. Kid is fed. Screw Pinterest! 10:59 AM 18 Sep 2017
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    Product - MotherPlaylist Follow @MotherPlaylist Alexa, feed my kids. 10:18 AM - 2 Jan 2018 134 Retweets 426 Likes
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E Cheese closes for "flu season." 12:11 PM - 18 Jan 2018 180 Retweets 910 Likes wE STANS
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    Text - Annie Follow @anniejurrens Currently trying to be "bad" at trains so I don't have to play. #ParentingHack 3:15 PM - 19 Sep 2017 5 Likes
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    Text - Dad and Buried Follow @DadandBuried When my toddler is screaming I just keep handing him stuff until he shuts up. Right now he's playing w some tampons but at least he's quiet! 6:56 AM-20 Aug 2017 36 Retweets 166 Likes
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    Sink - MsCandiceLamb Follow @mscandicelamb I crack myself up. #parentinghack #protip #momlife #funny #ihatedoingdishes Put that in the DSHWASHER)
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    Text - the Mom Truth Bomb Follow T @momTruthBomb My new approach to washing the dishes is to not wash them and just tell people it's part of a science experiment my kids are doing. 5:32 PM - 15 May 2017 9 Retweets 28 Likes
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    Text - Optimus Prime Follow @ThisIsOpPrime Telling your kids your food is spicy so they don't want a bite. #ParentingHack 2:44 PM - 19 Sep 2017
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    Text - Mike Reynolds Follow @EverydayGirlDad Making breakfast for a child: Step 1: take order Step 2: make whatever you want because they're going to hate it & you'll end up eating it. 6:43 AM 29 Mar 2017 40 Retweets 146 Likes
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    Text - Jessie Follow @mommajessiec Whenever I feel like a bad parent, I pick myself back up by thinking about the parents who brought their children to Jurassic World for vacation knowing exactly what happened at Jurassic Park 6:36 AM - 4 Mar 2018 131 Retweets 389 Likes
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    Text - Salty Mermaid Follow @Jenn_H_Scott I highly suggest you tell your kids to help clean up. They won't do it, but they will disappear and leave you the hell alone for a few. 5:38 AM -9 Jan 2017 241 Retweets 540 Likes
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    Text - the Mom TruthBomb Follow T @momTruthBomb Mom Truth #78: Sometimes I buy chips that are spicy because I know my kids won't eat them. 7:08 PM - 2 Nov 2016 16 Retweets 48 Likes
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    Text - Danielle and Farrah Follow @effinghandbook I know this would be wrong, but how much do you think I would have to pay my 5-yr old's teachers to never send home another art project? 6:01 AM 20 Sep 2017 13 Retweets 44 Likes
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    Text - Danielle and Farrah Follow @effinghandbook Anytime I take my kid to a store with a toy department, I always blast Eye Of The Tiger on the way there to help me stay strong when they freak out about whatever thing I refuse to buy them. 7:12 AM -3 Mar 2018 9 Retweets 34 Likes
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    Text - Kim Holcomb Follow @kimholcomb My kid complained there's "too much chocolate" in his ice cream so I'm making him read "The Road." 8:28 PM - 18 Apr 2014 356 Retweets 599 Likes
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    Text - La Guardia Cross Follow @LaGuardiaCross Can the lady-friendly chips concept be converted to parent-friendly chips, so my daughter can't hear me crunching from the next room then come running to find me? 6:00 AM 12 Feb 2018 - 24 Retweets 143 Likes
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    Text - Keris Stainton Follow @Keris Joe: "We're living the life of luxury! We've got BREADSTICKS!" Parenting hack: keep expectations low. 11:31 AM - 3 Aug 2017 2 Retweets 48 Likes
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