If you walk into the Wal-Mart men’s room and think, “Hey, they took out the urinals and added new stalls.”, your next thought should be “Oh shit, I’m at a different Wal-Mart where the men’s and women’s rooms are on opposite sides!”. You should not proceed to piss in one of the stalls and then give the female employee who looks at you funny afterwards a dirty look as you’re walking out. #LFMF