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Women Who Were Perfectly Groomed Even In An Apocalyptic World

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    Because you gotta look fierce, especially when the zombies are coming to feast on your brains.

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    Rosita's post-apocalyptic beauty secret is that she keeps an eyebrow pencil and eyebrow gel on her at all times, even at knifepoint.

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    They obviously prioritize looking good over survival, duh.

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    What a brilliant entrepreneurial idea!

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    Well you're just wrong.

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    ICYMI: rolling around in the dirt can make your pores look *huge.*

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    Damn skippy.

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    That's because women don't have any hair on their bodies at all, ya dummy. That's for men!

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    And that's not all...Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island had silky-smooth legs, despite being stranded on a desert island. She has to be ready at all times to please the men!

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    Kate from Lost has her s**t together...look at those beautiful armpits!

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    Look at that smooth leg on Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean! If it's smooth enough for Will Turner, it's smooth enough for us.

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    She even has flawless makeup when she becomes the pirate king! Dat contour tho.

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    Who cares that Wonder Woman is like lifting up trucks and s***? She has both smooth armpits AND perfect makeup!

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    Fire on the space shuttle in 'Gravity'? Not important. Keeping  your armpits smooth? Very important.

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