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Because you gotta look fierce, especially when the zombies are coming to feast on your brains.
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Rosita's post-apocalyptic beauty secret is that she keeps an eyebrow pencil and eyebrow gel on her at all times, even at knifepoint.
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They obviously prioritize looking good over survival, duh.
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What a brilliant entrepreneurial idea!
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Well you're just wrong.
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ICYMI: rolling around in the dirt can make your pores look *huge.*
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Damn skippy.
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That's because women don't have any hair on their bodies at all, ya dummy. That's for men!
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And that's not all...Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island had silky-smooth legs, despite being stranded on a desert island. She has to be ready at all times to please the men!
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Kate from Lost has her s**t together...look at those beautiful armpits!
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Look at that smooth leg on Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean! If it's smooth enough for Will Turner, it's smooth enough for us.
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She even has flawless makeup when she becomes the pirate king! Dat contour tho.
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Who cares that Wonder Woman is like lifting up trucks and s***? She has both smooth armpits AND perfect makeup!
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Fire on the space shuttle in 'Gravity'? Not important. Keeping your armpits smooth? Very important.