*Discussing pen names* Me: So, if you aren't trying to hide your identity, why would you want a pen name? Dad: Well, say if you're writing an adventure novel, and you have a name like, say, Francis Ford Smiley, or something like that. You'd want a more dynamic name that sounds more tough, like Max Hardon, or something. Me: Uhh... Dad: Yeah, that sounds like a porno title or something... Mom: You would know. Me: *facepalm*