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Happy Birthday

Good friend action #1: Taking your virgin/desperate friend to the strip club across the state line Good Friend action #2: Telling the girls working there that it's his birthday. Not very smart action: Sneaking him in because he's in actually 17 and thinking he can control his bodily functions. An awkward hour-long drive home with him hopelessly embarrassed with the stench of semen filling the truck cab will ensue.
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