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It started as just some harmless heckling
My new goal in life is to be the Mother Theresa of getting people to switch from Time Warner Cable to Fios. #SpiteSpokesman
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
Hey Netflix, Want to come over to my place and watch Time Warner Cable slowly die together? (CC'ing Satan so he knows to expect them.)
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
When I called up Time Warner Cable, a representative said to me, out of nowhere, "I wish Bin Laden were still alive..." #timewarnercable
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
When I asked to speak to a supervisor at #TimeWarnerCable, they put me through to Pol Pot's voicemail. #Directv #DirectvCopaAmerica
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
My #TimeWarnerCable isn't working. The box just says, "Voting For Trump."
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015 -
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He shed some light in on his history with the company
I wrote a long polite letter notifying #TimeWarnerCable I would be canceling my service and they wrote back, "Mussolini cool af" @TWC
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015 -
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He eventually offered money for people to switch providers
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Then Time Warner tried to reach out to help
.@TWC_Help especially the last technician who literally left after shaking his head and saying, "Dat's fucked up."
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
@TheColinJost We're very sorry for any negative experience. Is there anything we can do to help? ^MG
— TWC Help (@TWC_Help) June 18, 2015
.@TWC_Help or the representative with the ID number 2254 who just offered to credit my account for eighteen dollars and seventy five cents.
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
.@TWC_Help or the 4th technician who came a month ago, tried five different cable boxes, then genuinely suggested that I get @VerizonFiOS
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015 -
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Time Warner then proposed a creepy solution
.@TWC_Help Yeah good call let's try to keep this private. (whispered) "One of your technicians showed me his penis."
— Colin Jost (@TheColinJost) June 18, 2015
Let that be a lesson to you kids. You can get the service and respect you want from terrible companies provided that you have a regular spot on a weekly network television show.