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19 Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 15, 2018)

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    Text - Simon Holland Follow @simoncholland I'm just typing this to look busy while my kid asks people if they want to play a board game 6:25 PM -7 Apr 2018 42 Retweets 426 Likes
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    Text - Abe Yospe Follow @Cheeseboy22 Scientific studies prove that kids will take more time "picking a prize" than adults will spend deciding if they want to have kids. 8:53 AM - 7 Apr 2018 48 Retweets 159 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad [Attempt 1] Come on kids, smile for the picture [Attempt 3] Seriously kids, just stand still and smile [Attempt 52] I just want one goddamn pic of you kids pretending to be happy to prove to everybody that we aren't miserable 5:18 AM -9 Apr 2018 55 Retweets 278 Likes
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    Text - Real American Dadass Follow @R_A_Dadass I'm not sure if it's possible to kill a person through sleep deprivation, but I'm pretty sure my kids are trying to figure it out. 5:07 AM -12 Apr 2018 24 Retweets 133 Likes
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    Text - not karley Follow @Itskarleytime When the wrong number texts me iMessage Today 11:35 AM When you get home and get the baby settled call me I thought you had the baby Delivered ???? 7:45 PM -8 Apr 2018 33,206 Retweets 139,932 Likes
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    Text - Valerie Follow @ValeeGrl OTHER MOMS: i miss my kids while they're at school during the day ME: by Monday morning I'm ready to launch my kids to school with one of those medieval catapult thingies 5:50 AM -9 Apr 2018 67 Retweets 340 Likes
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    Text - Sarcastic Mommy Follow @sarcasticmommy4 "But I just cooked dinner last night. Why do I have to do it again?" Me, being Mom of the Year 6:38 PM -8 Apr 2018 136 Retweets 604 Likes
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    Text - Ash (an female) Follow @adult_mom An exciting thing about kids is that they'll wake up screaming at 2 am, and you won't know if they're dying or if their "mouth feels spicy." 7:19 AM 28 Jul 2016 669 Retweets 2,242 Likes
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    Text - mark Follow @TheCatWhisprer My toddler's been repeatedly saying "you're so funny, daddy" and while my heart tells me it's genuine, everything else tells me she's discovered sarcasm. 8:20 AM -7 Apr 2018 46 Retweets 345 Likes
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    Text - Lexi Stover Follow @L_Stovee I'm in Target right now and I just overhead a woman tell her daughter, "Come on baby. Daddy will be home around 8:30 and we have to beat him there to hide all the clothes we are buying." I 110% think I just saw a glimpse of my future 6:05 PM - 5 Apr 2018 from Homewood, AL 15,031 Retweets 44,301 Likes
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    Text - ..And Justin For All Follow @Staggfilms SON: Where do babies come from? DAD: One time I put my phone down and listened with meaningful eye contact while your Mom complained at length about her coworkers. 9 months later you were born. 8:36 PM - 8 Apr 2018 50 Retweets 149 Likes
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    Text - Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife Follow If you've never tried to catch your kid's vomit with your hands, are you even a parent? 4:31 PM - 8 Apr 2018 1 Retweet 4 Likes
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    Text - Jennifer Lizza Follow @outsmartedmommy It's so weird how my kids can't hear me until I'm loud enough for all the neighbors to also hear me. So. Weird. 5:52 PM 10 Apr 2018 26 Retweets 92 Likes
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    Text - Ash Follow @EmberToAsh I wonder how many tragedies I've prevented by standing nearby with my hands on my hips saying "Be careful!" 8:12 AM -9 Apr 2018 467 Retweets 1,307 Likes
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    Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog Follow @byclintedwards Me: time to get up for school, sweetheart. 5min:please get up. 10min:get up 15:up! 20: GET OUT OF BED NOW!! Kid: why are you always yelling! 6:58 AM -12 Apr 2018 2 Retweets 13 Likes
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    Text - Doyin Richards Follow @daddydoinwork Мy 4yo: "I know sharing is caring, but I don't care." 11 Well, at least she's honest. 5:48 PM - 10 Apr 2018 AFIT 6 Retweets 72 Likes
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    Text - DaddyJew @DaddyJew Follow It's ok cafeteria workers, I too cook food for ungrateful little shits. You're not alone 5:05 PM - 11 Apr 2018 57 Retweets 138 Likes
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    Text - Jack's Dad Follow @DaddingAround On a flight I once asked the flight attendant to switch my seat as I was sitting next to a screaming baby. Apparently you're not allowed to do that if it's your own baby. #parenting 2:37 PM - 8 Apr 2018 16 Retweets 121 Likes
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix Follow @moooooog35 [$20,000 Pyramid] Contestant #1: Um...socks..shoes.jackets... Contestant #2: Things in a closet? Contestant #1: ...cereal...balloons..putting clothes away...who showers first... Contestant #2: THINGS KIDS ARGUE ABOUT *ding* 5:38 AM - 12 Apr 2018 8 Retweets 34 Likes
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