17 People Share Their Dankest Stoner Stories In Honor Of 4/20

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mattstaff
Apr 20, 2018 1:00 PM EDT

These people explored the outer dimensions of reality itself. 

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    Stephanie Follow @kann_zaubern My friend tried heating up some leftover pasta on a radiator. This is my other friend explaining to him the apartment has a microwave, an oven and a grill #StonerStories ME
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    Text - Cheek Follow @MrCheek22 Me and a buddy decided to play some video games one afternoon after smoking. We were playing for about 30 minutes before his mom came home and asked what we were doing. "Playing video games" we said. She said "the tv isn't on". #StonerStories
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    Text - Johanna Rose Follow @misshannirose A friend's roommate was stoned eating a breakfast burrito he made with egg & chicken & I made a comment about how I don't like eating eggs & chicken together bcuz it's like "eating a mother & it's baby at the same time" & it freaked him out so much that he threw up #StonerStories
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    Text - Brian Ricci Follow @BrianRicci I ordered a pizza and forgot. I ordered another pizza from a different place 5 minutes later. They showed up at the same time. #StonerStories
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    Text - Yay Manda Follow @AmandoAlexander I actually peeled a stick of butter like a banana and took a bite out of it because we didn't have any food at our house. I then proceeded to fall asleep on the kitchen counter. #StonerStories
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    Text - Barrel Follow @Barrelz Put frozen waffles in the toaster. Left them in there for a half hour. Freaked out and popped them up. They were soggy, not burnt, which was weird. I ate them. Realized the next morning that the toaster wasn't plugged in. #StonerStories
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    Text - Kevin J Barrett Follow @kbwcpa Me and a buddy couldn't decide whether to watch Wayne's World or Batman so we created a fictitious government to debate the merits of each film. We never watched either movie. #StonerStories
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    Text - Ale Rossato Follow @AleRossato Once, at a party, my roommate got angry because there was a guy dressed just like him. After 30 minutes of screaming he realized he was staring at the mirror. #StonerStories
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    Text - Steev Follow @Mikfet My friends and I were caught standing in the driveway swaying back and forth 'feeling' the gravity and saying, "we're literally just magnets, man". #StonerStories
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    Text - Cheek Follow @MrCheek22 Me and a buddy decided to play some video games one afternoon after smoking. We were playing for about 30 minutes before his mom came home and asked what we were doing. "Playing video games" we said. She said "the tv isn't on". #StonerStories
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    Text - Farrah Follow @farrah428 My first semester at university the entire floor of my dorm got stoned right before a meeting with the RA. It all went fine until the end when she asked "any questions" and my friend called out "are you going to do anything about the meatball infestation?" #StonerStories
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    Text - Jans off the wall Follow @JaNessaNielsen The first time I got high my friend told me to look up "LSD" videos so I got on YouTube and typed in "Ella steed"... I was not impressed #StonerStories
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    Text - Leila Follow @LoveaLeila One time I was high making edibles and I forgot to mention to my half brother (who is sober) that the freshly baked cookies were special cookies... he ate one.. long story short he made me call his sponsor to let them know it was my fault #StonerStories
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    Text - Sydni LaFollette @sydnimcclain Follow Once unknowingly got a contact high. I thought the room had a crazy echo but my friends later told me I just kept repeating everything I was saying about 10 times. #StonerStories
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    Text - Quinoa Pheonix Follow @GregKolbbb One time while in Florida I smoked too much and freaked out so bad I locked myself in a bathroom because I thought I was a butterfly and didn't want anyone to know my secret identity #StonerStories
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    Text - Kellie Brubaker Follow @kelliebrubaker My college roommate was telling us a story and then stopped for a minute and said, "why are you all staring at me?!" #StonerStories
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    Text - James P Reed Follow @jim_sensei_2112 #StonerStories During a Pink Floyd concert the guy next to me was blowing up a beach ball. I asked him "Dude, what kind of gum is THAT?!"
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