22 Funny Tweets On The Arrival Of The Royal Baby

It’s a boy! Kate Middleton’s new baby is now 5th in line to the throne, and season 43 of "The Crown." Congratulations to all!

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) April 23, 2018

When your child is born on St George's Day, but you've already named one child George...#royalbaby pic.twitter.com/qkuBxE7MFD

— Jo and Sparky (@joandsparky) April 23, 2018

Quite a modern name though. https://t.co/m17MqexXCw

— Dr Sarah Brand (@sarahgailbrand) April 23, 2018

I've got a tenner on them going with Prince Joffrey.#royalbaby

— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) April 23, 2018

Imagine if Kate and Will just announced the royal baby was called Keith

— Jess (@jxssmitchell) April 23, 2018

Kate Middleton debuts new baby outside the hospital, while I debut a hot dog I purchased outside the Sunoco gas station

— Stefan Urquelle (@OfficeofSteve) April 23, 2018

Possible names for new #royalbaby boy: NotCharles, Host Body 3, Ralph, Rollo, Simba, T'Challa, Ali, Hamlet.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) April 23, 2018

"The name of the royal baby..." said 4-year-old Prince George, flipping down his shades and raising a pacifier to his lips, "is George."

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 23, 2018

"You'll hear his name from the FUCKING town-crier, like everyone else" pic.twitter.com/5imD1eFN6E

— TC Cornesto Doesn't Like Your Tweets (@TC_Cornesto) April 23, 2018

"BENTON!" pic.twitter.com/UgZqCJ0AMA

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) April 23, 2018

Wait.... she had the Royal baby, walked out and showed it to everyone, then went home?! I had fast food yesterday and couldn’t leave the couch.

— Dan O'Toole (@dangotoole) April 23, 2018

Kate Middleton’s day:
11am - Birth human
4pm - Blow dry and full make up
6pm - Present new heir to media looking red carpet ready

My day:
11am - Wake up, eat cheese
4pm - Put bra on
6pm - Take bra off, eat cheese#royalbaby

— Ellie Taylor (@EllieJaneTaylor) April 23, 2018

“Mother and baby are doing well”. Fuck me, that’s an understatement.

— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) April 23, 2018

"Thanks for the baby, Superman!" pic.twitter.com/kgrM9Xrvyt

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) April 23, 2018

I'm just hearing that Harry Kane has turned up at the hospital claiming to be the father....

More news as I get it. https://t.co/gMU6q1CQYo

— Chris Davison (@cdavison_afc) April 23, 2018

Aww, he's so gorgeous. #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/1licnKDsWn

— Sean Hegarty (@Sean_Hegarty) April 23, 2018

I can’t believe Kate has managed to have a baby on #StGeorgeDay AND the battle of Hogwarts anniversary. I’ve lived here for 10 years so I know those are Britain’s 2 most important holidays right? #RoyalBaby

— AlwynHamilton (@AlwynFJH) April 23, 2018

Guardian: It's a boy!
The Times: It's a boy!
The Telegraph: It's a boy!
Daily Mail: Has Kate lost the baby weight yet?!
The Express: DIANA'S GHOST WILL BE PLEASED SAYS ANTI EU PSYCHIC

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 23, 2018

Let’s keep this real for the moms. The Duchess is wearing a diaper. pic.twitter.com/kl6SJUu6T0

— Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) April 23, 2018