Ritchie didn't wear enough turtlenecks
Dennis you're fatal flaw was not putting a lower-case vowel in front of all your products. Clearly he would have been more popular had he created iWindows.
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Colleague insists visiting employee leave their car unlocked because there's ‘no crime’ down South, employee refuses: ‘I couldn't take the chance’
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Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’
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Resident refuses to shovel snow for entitled neighbor after they watched her decline help for an elderly woman when she slipped outside her house: 'I just walked away'
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UPDATE: Employee refuses to organize boss's 50th birthday party after he made 0 effort for their birthday: 'I told him I'm not having anything to do with organizing anything for him'
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Neighbors band together against entitled resident who keeps testing his car alarm at 6:00 AM every morning: 'It's waking up the entire neighborhood!'
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