12 Brutally Honest Horoscopes For People Who Prefer Their Astrology Dark

Horoscopes have long seemed like the relatable memes of the spiritual world. They're probably the one feature in the newspaper that is completely universal. We've all got a sign, and whether or not you believe the hype - there's a section for you. In Shitty Horoscopes Artist Amrit Brar takes the comfort of the horoscopes we are used to and throws them in the trash. Her take on the zodiac is far darker, focusing instead on our flaws in a way that is strangely poetic and often very funny. If you like what you see, give her a follow on Instagram or Tumblr. 

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