43 D&D Memes for Everyone Who Knows Their Dice Have a Mind of Their Own

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    1 20 20 02 When i do dumb stuff in dnd When i have an actual plan
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    DM: You Bought ANOTHER dice set? Me: I can stop whenever I want. These are just choices.
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    Me listening with my eyes shut for a better sense of game immersion... ...then I hear the DM change the song track to Rocky Mountain High.
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    Demon: (appears) "HELLO LOVER." All: (look at the bard) Bard: "Okay, RUDE. I have never seen this demon before IN MY LIFE." Cleric: "No. My ex ... is referring to ME." All: Cleric: "Seriously? You're THAT surprised? I keep SAYING that I wasn't ALWAYS a member of the clergy."
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    You put us against tooth fairies what type of wussy monster is that Dm With the tooth fairies dying breath they call upon their guardian of old, from deeper in the cave you hear a howl All ya bones feel a strong urge to jump free as you spot the bone fae walking towards you Wtf is a bone fae and my bones are doing what
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    Players: *Genuinely enjoying the homebrew setting, asking lots of questions about the lore and having a good time* imgflip.com RESZ juice that u drink when u are happy DM
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    DM: as you enter the village you see that it has recently been pillaged by orcs, and the bodies of the villagers have been dumped down the well in the center of town. The Necromancer: 10000
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    When the Paladin learns that fish don't have a religion yet: "Top of the morning to ya... HERETICS!!!" @dnd.archive
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    SINCE SQUIRRELS CAN FALL FROM ANY HIGHT AND NOT DIE CAN A DRUID WILDSHAPE INTO A SQUIRREL AND NOT TAKE FALL DAMAGE?
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    COUNTERSPELL COUNTERSPELL WITHOUT ASPELLSLOT 10 1000 WIZARD NPC WIZARD
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    witchdoodle the only valid d&d experience dm: this npc's name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco
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    Dungeons & Dragons How Barbarians in D&D perform intimidation checks How Bards in D&D perform intimidation checks E
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    I SLAYED THE OGRE!! I SLAYED THE DRAGON!! 3 I SLAYED THE CLUB!! SLAAAAY!! YAS QUEEN! C K
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    This is my world. Full of monsters, NPCs and loot What's that shadowy place over there? I haven't come up with that yet
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    Our first DnD session DM: You see a dog Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it? DM: Uh... Sure? Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss* DM: You slap the dog yotsuben
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    When you're playing D&D and your cat steps onto the battle map
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    DUNGEONS DRAGONS A GAME WHERE A 3 HOUR WALK TAKES 5 MINUTES BUT A 5 MINUTE BATTLE TAKES 3 HOURS
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    When your players have just committed and invented a few war crimes, but the whole table can't atop laughing ONAL TE RUN DMG It's weird, because the situation really isn't funny, K
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    Dungeons & Dragons When the Tabaxi Monk catches an NPC trying to steal from the D&D party 13 CRIME BEAT FAMILY CAT STOPS WOULD-BE BURGLAR 13 SHELBYVILLE 12:00AM TEMP: 58° FORECAST: MOSTLY CLEAR 5:14 69 WTHR
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    DM: Next to the tavern, you see a small domestic cat. Player: I go to pet the cat. DM: Does a 23 hit your character? DM: You take 23 points of piercing damage as the abdomen of the cat opens up exposing serrated teeth. The jaws clampdown, you have a cat mimic on your arm.
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    Antiochus the Great @AntiochTheGreat Actual chain stores in #DnD A) Gnome Depot B) Bed Bath & Beholder C) DragonExpress D) Kenku Kopy E) JC CopperPiece F) 13 Dwarven Guys G) Shambles Salads & Soups H) BurgerTitan I) Amazonian Books
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    @HANNAH HILLAM/BUZZFEED Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up A Bard can kill a level one wizard with a Yo Mama Joke
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    DM planning the encounter Players playing the encounter
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    If you cast Speak with Plants & Speak with Dead, you should be able to talk to furniture He's out of line, but he's right.
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    When you're just enjoying some light hearted downtime at the tavern and you see the DM roll a ton dice.
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    Dungeon Master expectation: A master storyteller who gets to weave epic adventures for their friends. DM reality: An accidental therapist who has to guide a group of friends through weird parts of their personalities, whilst pretending to be a goblin.
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    "You get in there and de-rail that adventure. It's not about you, but get in there and make it about you." -someone who is 'just playing their character' wikiHow
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    THE ROGUE WHEN THE DM Flame Strike Disintegrate Lightning Bolt Fireball SAYS "DEX SAVE"
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    WHY DO YOU KEEP FEEDING ME? CUZ YOU'RE THE DM AND I'M ABOUT TO ATTEMPT SOME REALLY STUPID SH TONIGHT DNDGEAR.COM
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    the dm Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid-- the players I had more, but you go ahead.
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    Cleric casting @dnd_memes1 cure wounds Paladin dipping into his Lay on Hands pool Warlock who has a thing about people touching him
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    Rogue's edgy backstory Blood Hunter's edgy backstory the wizard who started to adventure to expand her resume because a master's degree in magic couldn't get her an entry level job
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    DM: The party is ambushed by a pack of goblins. Wizard: I cast fireball. DM: That will catch both the rogue and the barbarian too, you know. Wizard: *Remembering being bullied for being a nerd* I upcast fireball. Wizard *laughing in propane*
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    Me: Can my Raven have a cool hat? DM: Yeah sure, why not. What he thinks I want: What the boys think I want: What I actually want: 23RF
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    imoffin.com When it's 15 minutes into the session and your players have already derailed everything you had planned.
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    The paladin character the player pitches to the GM: The paladin character about 20 minutes into the session:
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    DM: OK, your next adventure will be Bubba Yaga's dancing hut.. Players: Don't You mean Baba Yaga? DM: No, No, I Do Not. QUEUE BANJO MUSIC AND PUTS MINIATURE ON TABLE
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    ELIMINATION CHA The party bonding in the tavern during their first brawl SORIEN MAIN EVENT CODY'S SOUL FIM 15 Goblin corpses scattered across the premises
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    When the DM rolls behind their screen, and starts smiling: 1 I'm presuming there's some disturbing reason for that
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    Our DM killed a character a few weeks ago and the power's gone to his head. He just sent this to the group chat. ετ Fun isn't something one considers when killing a character. But this, does put a smile on my face.
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    Why you shouldn't leave the Druid and Artificer unsupervised RUN MG Hey, maybe we should arm the rabbits with little guns. 31
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    Circle of Wildfire Druid I'd like to use my "Wall of Fire" to cause additional poison damage from carbon monoxide. DM That feels weird but I'll allow it.
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    WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? THREE ONES IN A ROW. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN HOW RANDOMNESS WORKS... BUT I THINK THEY ONLY SPEAK COMMON. @crafty_bunbun

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