18 Nincompoops Who Raged After Believing The Onion

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mattstaff
Apr 25, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

The amount of stupid never ceases to amaze...

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    Text - 68% Verizon 11:11 AM Tweet Melania Trump Hosts State Dinner In Stunning Black Shroud Of Shrieking Crows trib.al/GuJtJxq MELANIA TRUMP 2,595 t510 49 Replying to @TheOnion and @MELANIATRUMP Stop pandering to the horrid mess that occupies our White House. A dinner party can hardly make up for the lies, corruption, lavish spending, traitorous, actions sevual misconduct et et etc Tweet your reply
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    Face - NEWGADGET THREATENS TO MAKE BLOOP A WORD EVERYONE HAS TO USE NOW d OBAMA CRIES AFTER READING COMMEN Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized 12M views E+ Download Share 159K 23K Add to The Onion SUBSCRIBE 1M subscribers I am gonna stalk this ma.... Then pull out his lungs then stab him rip out his eyes... Then fucking cuss at him for 77777788777888 hours 1 day ago
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    Text - M Yesterday at 12:10am- Can someone explain what this is saying there are a lot of three year olds in the world two year olds and one year olds im so confused. Youngest Child Ever? Jonah Is Just 3 Years Old CLICKHOLE.COM Like Share A My nephew is two. 18 hrs Like
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    Product - C 21 hrs YES YES YES YES YES I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It's Like To Be Your Mom CLICKHOLE.COM Like Share 5 people like this. While I wholeheartedly agree with the basic premise of this article (everyone is deserving of respect & validation regardless of looks or size), I found the author's tone to be snarky, rude and insulting. She completely undermines her message by making really awful fat' jokes... mean, most of this article is just downright offensive. Just sayin. 20 h
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    Text - 71 12:53 PM Tweet @TheOnion 41m Warden Figures Week In Solitary Ought The Onion To Teach Inmate Not To Be Schizophrenic trib.al/cCAPRRr 10 t1 154 782 Replying to @TheOnion now if only the warden could figure his head from his ass.... 12:40 PM 25 Apr 18 Tweet your reply
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    Text - The Onion In Focus: COMMENTARY The Plumbing Business Is Not As Glamorous As The Porn Industry Depicts BY LYLE CHESTER The Plumbing Business Is Not As Glamorous As The Porn Industry Depicts theonion.com Plumbing is really a pretty good career, as careers go. The pay's decent, the work's steady, and you get the satisfaction of a job well Like Comment Share 23 hours ago 12,281 people like this. 1,699 shares What the actual fuck, people actualy L believe porn? Why is this a story? I had no cl
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    Text - 2 hrs This Anthropologist Blended Thousands Of Faces And One Horse To See What The Average American Woman Looks Like CLICKHOLE.COM Like Comment-Share M like this. в Why the horse? 1 hr Like N It doesn't explain the horse! 16 mins Like CLOSE X
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    Text - Like Page R 5 hrs Such shameful behavior! BruceAlmighty So-Called Christian Has Erection THEONION.COM Like Comment Share537 18 53 people like this. 18 shares v WTF ??? Christians are F'ing STUPID. Where the hell do they think kids come from? Like Reply1 4 hrs
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    Product - R May 15, 2014 This is really scary that people are seriously doing this. Pharmaceutical Industry Reeling As More Moms Making Vaccines At Home THEONION.COM Share c Pretty stupid but I guess she know what's in them. Lol.. Craziness May 15, 2014 at 7:52am R Right. But still. Not tested?? I think l'd either not vaccinate at all or just keep letting the dr do mine. No way of proving they are safe or that their even true vaccinations. May 15, 2014 at 7:55am C People are crazy! May 15, 2014
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    Text - C shared a link. 46 mins Walmart Now Open Wal-Mart Announces Plan To Slash Customers' Throats THEONION.COM Like Share B Not funny, considering 25 Christians were just executed by ISIS 30 mins Like J I can't believe at the total stupidity of a major organization...I want to say it's hard to believe. But this is Wal-Mart. 7 mins Like
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    Website - Tweet The Onion @TheOnion Spurs Skype In Kawhi Leonard For Game 4 trib.al/ iYsFetX 4/22/18, 3:45 PM 328 Retweets 933 Likes 21m Reply ing to @TheOnion doubt they would do that and it wouldnt help the team since its just a online screen he wouldnt be playing. learn t3 23
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    Conversation - April 1 at 7:09pm Edited This is beautiful. J These People Describe The Taste Of Foods To The Blind And It's Beautiful CLICKHOLE.COM Share Okay what the hell why don't the blind people just grab before and try it it's not like they lost their sense of taste are these people idiots wait listen can you smell that April 1 at 19:24pm 1
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    Gun - L March 27 at 10:59am Wtf would u create this ?? Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun THEONION.COM Like Share T likes this. т It's like they telln ppl its ok to kill somebody and kill your self too March 27 at 11:03am Edited Like Smdh,.. L March 27 at 1:46pm Like >
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    Text - Are people really this retarded ? Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb www.theonion.com Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity. Share May 23 at 4:38pm 8 people like this oh that's just pathetic. J May 23 at 4:39pm 2 people Its beyond pathetic! May 23 at 4:39pm 1 person C Sick! P May 23 at 4:40pm One woman says I will follow Oprah into the next world and learn from her know
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    Transport - 11. via The Onion M 23 hrs Edited So stupid that's a ridiculous amount of money to bring a rhino to a theme park. Definitely not in the rhinos best interest. Very sad. This Nonprofit Took The World's Last Northern White Rhino On An Unforgettable Trip To Six Flags CLICKHOLE.COM
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    Text - 9 hrs If this is not the most hypocritical thing i have ever seen i dont know what is!!!!! Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain THEONION.COM Share K likes this. There are no words for this amount of stupidity к 9 hrs
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    Web page - A July 1 at 10:05am- Wait what? Are you telling me they had an alive whale bolted to the ceiling or what? What the fuck?? End Of An Era: The Blue Whale That Hangs From The Ceiling Of The Museum Of Natural History Has Died Anyone who has ever stepped foot in the American Museum of Natural History certainly remembers the enormous live whale hanging majestically over the main.. CLCKHLCO Like Share 9 1 share 11 Comments It was a replica.. Not a real whale.. Them saying she's 'died is thei
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    Photo caption - J 1 hr How completely out of touch with reality is this tool bag? Labor Secretary Horrified To Learn Some Americans Working Jobs They Do Not Truly Enjoy THEONION.COM Share к What an idiot. I like my job but I wouldn't say I enjoy it. It isnt even in the field I studied. It pays the bills like everyone else's job. 53 mins
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