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25 Silly Dog Memes Digging in Your Backyard to Find Fluffy Laughs For Your Mellow Monday 1

'I guess you'll have Thanksgiving without a turkey then': Selfish Friend Demands She Bring Her Dog to Thanksgiving Dinner After Host Sets "No Pets" Boundary, She Then Uninvites Herself and Refuses to Bring the Turkey in Response 2

'Either rehome the dog or your partner': Committed Boyfriend Adopts a Puppy for Girlfriend After She Begs Him for Months, Refuses to be Free Puppysitter When She Fails to Make an Effort in Raising Him 3

25 Heartwarming Animal Memes to Warm You Up When It’s Too Cold to Go Outside 4

Doggy Daycare for Memes of Marvelous Mutts: 27 Funny Doggos Being the Most Awwmazing Animals Without Even Trying 5

20 Wonderfully Wholesome Animal Posts To Cuddle Up With During Your Fun Fuzzy Family Time 6

41 Wholesome Memes Of Dogs And Their Families To Fill You With Holiday Joy 1

32 Hilarious Memes Straight From the Wild Side of the Wonderfully Weird Animal Kingdom 2

23 Pet Babies Being Bumbling Memes for Midweek Madness While You're at Work and They're Happy at Home 3

Sweet Dog Who Can’t Walk Finds a Furrever Family, Who Spends Years Helping the Doggo Back on Her Paws, Resulting in a Furrtastic Recovery 4

If not friend, then why friend-shaped? 5

21 Lovable Little Land Animal Memes You'll Want to LOL At 6