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Trust Issues: Couple Leaves Hilarious Instructions For New Catsitter

When one couple left their crazy cat at the hands of the new babysitter, they were careful to give her a list of instructions. Just in case. And everyone loves it.

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    This is how it all started

    Text - TwistedDoodles Follow @twisteddoodles My husband and I are going to the cinema tonight for my birthday. We very rarely go out together. We are getting a babysitter who knows our kids very well. I'm writing out instructions....about our cat. SHE ISNT TRYING To SIT ON YOU SHE ILLPR0BABLY Rus THE PATIO HINDOut oe BACK THE CAT IS DooR To Be LET oUT CALLED TooDy THIS MEANG SHE SHE MAY TRY SIT ON YOU NANTS To Go auT oe To JusT HAVE vou ofEN A This MAY GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE IS FRIENDY BUT
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    It was basically a manual

    Text - THE CAT IS CALLED TooDY SHE MAY TRY SIT ON YOU To SHE THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS MAN GIVE FRIENDLY BUT HER BoDy IS ALMasT OF DANGER is ENTIRELY MADE ONLY AREA SAFE To PET SHE WONT HARM Vou BUT SHE JUST HAS A EXTREMELY o TOLERANCE FOR AFFECTION TO STEAL WANTS BUT HEAT AER ON NOUR BODY To FEEL FREE NOT By CURUNG LET YOu INTO PLAYING DE AP OR A BALL
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    Text - IF SHE ISNT TRYING To SIT ON You PROBABLY SNE WILL KUb THE PATIO WINDO us OR BACK DOOR BE LET OUT TO THIS MEANS SHE WANTS TO OUT OR GO JUST HAVE You OPEN A DooR. SHE WILL USUALLY IF IT IS RAINING EO OUT SHE MAY NOT, BUT SHE WIL BELIEVE ITs STILL RAINING ONLY SEES IT SHE DOESN'T IF SHE OF ANYONE TRUST THE WORD SHE WILL RUs THE WINDOu OUTSIDE TO BE GET BACK iN. THIS WILL aftee 2 minutes APPROXIM A TELY Let her out because she NOU awful is
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    Then they added some more info about their crazy cat

    Text - TwistedDoodles Follow @twisteddoodles The instructions on the cat aren't so she can look after the cat it's more 'here's how to deal with this annoying asshole, while you're in the same house! 8:41 AM - 27 Apr 2018 8 Retweets 122 Likes
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    Cat - TwistedDoodles Follow @twisteddoodles This is the Cat. She's the one in this photo who is a cat. 8:45 AM 27 Apr 2018
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    They even updated that the babysitter texted them back:

    Text - TwistedDoodles Follow @twisteddoodles Update: the babysitter texted this! And your cat jumped on me while I sat on the sofa and scared the crap outta 21:27 But she was purring andI rubbed her head, she's so Sweet 21:28 3:52 PM -27 Apr 2018 10 Retweets 172 Likes
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    People on twitter loved it

    Text - TheCordist TM Follow @TheCordist Replying to @twisteddoodles You have just written the instruction manual that should be handed out to every new cat owner. Ever. 3:00 AM 27 Apr 2018 from Lambeth, London 19 Likes
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    Text - HANZA Hanzai Podcast Follow @hanzaipodcast Replying to @twisteddoodles May as well be writing out instructions to your cat regarding the babysitter. We all know who has the upper hand in cat-human interactions. 馬耳東風 4:01 PM - 27 Apr 2018 8 Likes
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