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Funniest Salem The Cat Quotes From "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch"

We're sure you all remember Salem the cat from "Sabrina, the teenage witch". Here are some of his wisdom quotes. They are priceless. 

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    salem cat wearing suit putting money on table When you meet with someone who doubted you and want to subtly show that you're successful.
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    salem cat near staircase Hey, dogs guard. Cats watch. And judge.
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    salem near pumpkin heads cheetos should we served at room temperature
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    salem in front of computer and mouse When you want your followers to talk to you but don't know how to start a conversation
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    salem wearing tie still want to take over the world yes
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    salem cat - Finally, someone whose life is more pathetic than mine. When you meet someone who's still expecting Game of Thrones to be satisfying
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    salem cat wearing birthday hat in front of cakes when im happy and sad i eat
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    salem cat with telephone we should hang out some time
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    salem cat Someone's gonna end up crying Probably me Getting ready for a party
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    salem cat with newspaper And let's give a big warm welcome to sadness Reading the news every morning
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    sabrina witch holding salem Dear Lord, you picked up a guy at the bus station.
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    salem Cat - I never cared for the name Mildred.
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    salem Cat - You don't have to order me a pizza, but make it half sausage, half clams.
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    salem cat yes control chilli i have it all
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    salem cat with food bowl Show me the tuna.
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    salem cat inside small red car this car says i got it going on
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