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18 Tweets By People Who Treat Food As Their Sole Religion In Life

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    Text - Bad Kyle Follow @KyleMcDowell86 *calls up pizza place* WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING 6:57 PM -5 Feb 2014 3,826 Retweets 5,899 Likes
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    Text - Ollie Follow @ojedge When Dominos said they'd be 45 minutes but it's been 50. 4:21 PM -15 Jun 2016 1,640 Retweets 2,525 Likes
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    Text - lauren ashley bishop Follow @sbellelauren porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid 1:39 PM - 31 Aug 2012 1,669 Retweets 2,457 Likes
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    Rectangle - shannon Follow @shanowxns Who needs a makeup palette when you can have a chicken nugget dipping sauce palette? 9:09 AM - 4 Oct 2015 146 Retweets 184 Likes
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    Food group - FoodPorn Follow @ItsFoodPorn How I picture my food looking after someone asks me to share. 2:13 AM - 26 Apr 2017 2,592 Retweets 2,697 Likes
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    Text - brohsen Follow @brohsen "no outside snacks permitted inside the movie theater" NFL AFC CHAMP TRIDY 1TD ON LAST 20 DRIVES THIS POSTSEASON PIT NE 10 1ST 2:41 19 1ST & 10 5:10 PM -22 Jan 2017 23,773 Retweets 48,135 Likes
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    Text - Louis Peitzman Follow @LouisPeitzman I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast. 9:51 AM - 25 Jun 2012 680 Retweets 831 Likes
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    Food - AKILAH Follow @Akiladahun1 Me on food network: "I made a puréed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun" 11:40 PM - 10 Aug 2016 5,914 Retweets 9,333 Likes
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    Text - Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective Follow The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins. 7:34 PM -29 Nov 2013 8,488 Retweets 12,677 Likes
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    Product - khashiana Follow @khashiana Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh 10:11 AM - 4Oct 2015 66,987 Retweets 63,840 Likes
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    Text - Paul Follow @FrenulumBreve hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom] "Now give me my wife." "This is short by £2.39" [hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got." 2:28 AM 23 Dec 2014 8,074 Retweets 14,276 Likes
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    Face - Arsilan Follow @prxncer_c It's not fast food if you eat it slow pe Mon Tut-Th Tri-S Sundo 2:23 PM - 16 Feb 2017 23 Retweets 63 Likes atit the
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    Text - zoë bread Follow @zoebread i prefer 609 where you are both curled up around a big pizza 3:15 PM - 7 Sep 2013 664 Retweets 829 Likes
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    Text - Smug Lemur Follow @Smug_Lemur It's a lot easier to stop eating carbs once you've come to terms with living a joyless life full of anger and sadness. 4:47 PM 28 Jan 2015 - 840 Retweets 1,053 Likes
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    Face - Tom Davies Follow @1TD When you're hungry and someone says "didn't you just eat?" Fuck you 10:48 AM - 27 Mar 2017 396 Retweets 540 Likes
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    People - When you order the portobello burger thinking it's a burger with mushrooms on it. But it comes, and it's just one huge mushroom where the burger should be. 0123RF
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    Hand - Relationship GoalsTM Follow @ItsBaeFeelings when the food is nasty but you ain't trying to hurt someone's feelings
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    Human - Mario Castañeda Follow @wrackune How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use 3:33 PM - 25 Jul 2017 5,541 Retweets 13,576 Likes
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