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‘I’ve emailed people. NOTHING’: Guy with no manager and no work to do has been getting paid for 7 months and counting 1

'I don't work there anymore. Please don't call me': Worker gets phone call from somewhere they haven't worked for 8 years 2

'Check our hours on Google next time': Karen leaves 1-star review when she tries to order food after close, gets roasted by owner's scathing response 3

‘I cut her power’: College student gets fiery revenge on roommate by cutting the cord to her lamp, gets roasted in the comments 4

'This line is so long, do you know who I am?': 15+ entitled jerks who need to take several seats 5

20+ Funniest Work Memes for Burnt Out Employees With a Permanent Case of the Mondays (March 20, 2023) 6

Teenager Learns He is a Child of Infidelity, Seeks Out Biological Father Against Parents' Wishes 1

Update! 'AITA for taking my niece to court over a coat?': Teen destroys $20k coat and brags about her prank online 2

HOA Doesn't Want Dude Parking in His Own Driveway, Blocks Street Instead 3

Employee Says He's Available Every Day Except Sunday, Gets Fired After Only 6 Days on the Job 4

'Don't be their ATM': Entitled Aunt Karens try to claim nephew's rightful inheritance, his brother blocks them 5

'Some idiot put this cake's writing in cursive!': Upset parent roasted by employee over dumb birthday cake dispute 6