Donald Trump's Twitter Account Is the Gift That Keeps on Giving

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    donald trump, mexico, hypocrisy, coat
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    There is No National Tragedy or Disaster That Donald Trump Won't Use to Promote Himself


    That second tweet has since been deleted from his main account, but that's everyone's favorite follically-challenged suit-wearing orangutan using the recent train crash in Pennsylvania as a talking point for his own political agenda.

    Keeping it classy as always, Trump. 

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    What Will the Circus Be Without This Clown?

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    Yep, He Went There

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    A Perfectly Trump-Like Response to a Contestant Refusing to Phone Bill Cosby for Donations on "Celebrity Apprentice"

    Text - Donald J. Trump Follow GrealDonaldTrump This show was taped just before the terrible Bill Cosby revelations came to light.She still should have asked him for money-goes to charity. RETWEETS FAVORITES 141 276 10:17 PM-4 Jan 2015
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    Highest Level?

    Text - Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump How is ABC Television allowed to have a show entitled "Blackish"? Can you imagine the furor of a show, "Whiteish"! Racism at highest level? Reply Retweet Favorite .More RETWEETS FAVORITES 1,600 1,211 5:41 AM 1 Oct 2014
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    Donald Trump Was Tricked into Retweeting Photos of Convicted Serial Killers, Because Who Needs to Double-Check Anything?

    Face - Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Follow "@feckhead: My parents who passed away always said you were big inspiration.Can you pls RT for their memory? BOGnYha N" Reply Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS FAVORITES 858 254 12:50 PM-29 Sep 2014

    Those up on their true crime knowledge will recognize these two as Fred and Rose West, notorious killers in the 60s through the 80s in the UK. Whoops!

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    Trump Finally Lets His True Colors Fly

    Text - Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Follow I love japen. Im Always watching animey and reading the mango Reply Retweet More Favorite 292 181 RETWEETS FAVORITES 6:12 PM - 15 Jun 13
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    You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Tweet Was From You

    Text - David Roth Follow @david roth Last night I made up a fatuous Donald Trump quote, attributed it to him, and he RT'ed it as his own. I'm finished: Reply Retweet Favorite More Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Follow "@david_j_roth: "I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." Donald Trump
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    His Humbleness Himself, Donald Trump, Weighs in

    Job - #DonaldTrumpHiredOrFired Donald J. Trump GrealDonaldTrump st Follow The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much! Reply utoot ave More TAM SO HUMBLE, I TWEET ABOUT HOW HUMBLE I AM
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    Well Done, Deadspin

    Text - Donald J. Trump Congratulations to Tom Scocca and Timothy Burke of @Deadspin for exposing the Manti Te'o fiasco. @realDonaldTrump 33m Details Deadspin @Deadspin Follow @realDonaldTrump Go fk yourself Reply Retweet Favorite More 1,362 953 RETWEETS FAVORITES 11:15 AM-17 Jan 13 Embed this Tweet

    Well done indeed.


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