(Me and my mom talking about a vampire book we are reading) Mom: This vampire is dead, isn't he? And he's still in his casket? Me: Yes. What do you think they're going to find when they open it? Mom: Mist? Me: No, but you're close. Mom: ... Guinea pigs?
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