If you're in a restaurant and you suddenly realize you desperately needed to pass gas, don't think just beacause the music's really, really loud, you can time your gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, you'll start to feel better. You'll finish your coffee, and notice that everybody is staring at you.... Then you'll suddenly remember that you are listening to your iPod. #LFMF
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