Acting Like Animals: We Need This For Evidence, Ma'am

Yes ma'am, I understand all of your vacation photos are on this camera, but I'm afraid we really have no choice but to confiscate it as evidence for the current case we're working on. What's the case, you ask? Well, I can't go into too much detail, but suffice to say it involves your son feeding goldfish crackers to my cubs and getting them all sick on processed cheddar...