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I Don't Need This on My Vacation

Do not go chasing after your three year old niece when you're playing outside, hollering "I'm going to catch you!" to make her squeal and run away. When you do catch her, she will drop her weight like a stone and make you loose your balance and trip. Your efforts to protect her in the fall will succeed. You, however, will not be so lucky, and will face-plant into the side walk. Fixing the tooth you broke will be expensive. #LFMF.
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