(My dad in response to Tyler, the Creator's "Bitch Suck Dick") Dad: Did he just say he's f**king a unicorn? Me: Yes, yes he sure did Dad: I don't blame him.... I'd f**k a unicorn, they're sexy as hell.
FacevAsphalt's Dad Has a Thing for Sparkles and Rainbows
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