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20 Horrible Life Hacks Every Moron Wouldn't Live Without

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    Food - COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there
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    Text - jon hendren @fart Follow life hack I invented: when you're ordering food telll them "this sandwich is for NBA legend Larry bird" and they will make it like way better
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    Text - Katie Follow @katie_mullen Life hack: if you drink box wine, and aren't able to make it home, blow up the bag and use it as a pillow.
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    Text - Mike Primavera Follow @primawesome Life hack: If you fill a latex glove with chicken bones and warm pudding it kind of feels like you're holding hands with a girl.
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    Text - Kashana Follow @kashanacauley Lifehack: Find ten million dollars on the sidewalk.
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    Text - Sean Wilkinson Follow @TheWilkMilk Life hack: Say "How long are you gonna hold that over my head?" to every criticism, even if it's about something you just did.
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    Product - LifeAdviceLamp Qlife_lamp Follow Coffee get cold? Heat it up on the stove! gh Toyjours frais Ha
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    Text - im a computer Follow @LeBrahmsJames Life hack: make everyone think you have perfect pitch by memorizing every piece of music ever
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    Text - beth can't with this Follow @bourgeoisalien cool life hack: open purse. empty contents of purse. fill purse with warm spaghetti for easy, healthy snack for later on
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    Text - Mailz Barkdull Follow @mailee44 Life hack: laminate your homework so the tears roll off
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    Text - Keith Bergman @KeithBBergman Follow Fun Life Hack: when the garbage truck has finished loading your trash and is about to drive away, run outside cackling IT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW
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    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Follow Life hack: If you put skittles in a bowl and add milk it counts as cereal
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    Text - dan mentos Follow @DanMentos LIFE HACK: Tired of the neighbors' noisy kids playing in front of house? Sign up for the sex offfender registry your
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    Text - athleisure cowboy Follow @allstn life hack: if you cry in your uber pool they don't pick anyone else up
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    Text - Shea Serrano Follow @SheaSerrano life hack: every answer you give to any question regardless how wrong it is becomes irrefutable if you use the word "nanotechnology" in it
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    Text - Ryan Williams @capnryan Follow LifeHack: If you don't cook a lot, use your oven for extra iCloud storage
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    Text - Mara Wilson Follow @MaraWilson LIFE HACK: If you have no time for breakfast, eat half a bag of Goldfish crackers at 4AM
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    Text - MONEY TIP: 1. Rob an IHOP 2. You're in international territory 3. The cops can't arrest you
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    Sink - Tank.Sinatra eGeorgeResch Follow Life hack-instead of cleaning them, print out a picture of a clean sink and place it on top of the dirty dishes
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    Text - Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue Follow LIFE HACK: replace your wedding vows with lyrics to All Star to determine whether your partner is the sharpest tool in the shed.

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