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Since we have to be pretty strict about censr0ing on this site (Wheat Thins™ have very Victorian sensibilities!), I'm tempted to replace all f-bombs with "Facebook-UnJumble-FightSongs-KAYAK." It's like the phonetic alphabet except more app-propriate.

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