AH SOMETHING'S LIVING IN MY UTERUS

'[My manager] didn't get done until midnight': Boss tries to micromanage a seasoned employee, then gets pwned when the boss's boss comes along 1

'Update: I broke up with him': Woman takes internet's advice and breaks up with her boyfriend over rent-payment disagreement 2

'Call you as soon as I leave the ER': Contractor fakes injury using a photo from the internet to avoid working, gets fired 3

'[Now] she can't check out anything until the fine is paid': Karen messes with the wrong librarian, who rediscovers $450 in old unpaid fines 4

'I applaud your father for... calling their bluff': Employee refutes his job's petty HR team with his own evidence 5

'I blocked her account': Librarian gets revenge on a rude patron, unearthing a $480 late fee that had been previously waived 6

'Enjoy the bunnypocalypse': HOA demands 9-year-old get rid of her pet rabbit, cue neighborhood-wide malicious compliance 1

'Update: I broke up with him': Woman takes internet's advice and breaks up with her boyfriend over rent-payment disagreement 2

'We're not bringing our butler on vacation': 25 Entitled and snobby people who think the world revolves around them 3

Top 30+ Unpopular Opinions of the Week 4

'I finally got one over my bro': Guy uses Doctor Who to get petty revenge on brother for scaring him all the time 5

'She tells me I will not be getting paid for dressing [sleazy]': Entitled wife accuses 13-year-old babysitter of attempting to seduce her husband, threatens not to pay her 6