5000 Years of Progress

'I've usually got like 40 missed calls': Coworkers guilt-trip employee who refuses to answer boss's calls on the weekends 1

'You have to pay us back; we found a way': Tenants modify landlord's coin-op laundry following landlord's refusal to reimburse them for $650 HVAC repair, landlord loses hundreds of dollars 2

'I'm going to need you to step up': Manager demands worker comes in despite already having plans with family 3

'Kate never did show up': College professor faces off with absentee student who insists she's showing up to class 4

'I don't work Mondays': Server gets fired for missing "mandatory" Memorial Day shift while on scheduled vacation 5

New Hire Explodes On Coworker, Personally Finds Their Nickname "Vulgar And Scary" 6

20 Shirts with terrible designs that will definitely cause wardrobe malfunctions 1

'[He] created a mass corporate email with various screenshots': IT guy quits and schedules scathing tell-all email about his Karen boss 2

'I'm going to need you to step up': Manager demands worker comes in despite already having plans with family 3

'I deserve an apology': Bride told her brother that her wedding was child-free so he couldn't bring his kid, he arrives and there are children everywhere 4

'It was a white lacy knee length dress': Internet backs bride for photoshopping white-dress-wearing niece in her wedding photos 5

'Your two hellspawns just fell? I guess they had it coming': Mothers and service industry employees band together to rant about parents who allow their kids to misbehave in restaurants 6