Jiminy Christmas that hurt!

When playing co-ed soccer on a Christian league and a guy you know kicks the ball as hard as humanly possible, do NOT think you can impress your crush who is ten feet from you by stopping it with your stomach. You WILL double over, screaming curses for all the world to hear, get kept out of the rest of the game, and when your crush's mom had offered to drive you home and proceeds to do so, it will be a very quiet ride. #LFMF