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'You better have all 30 bags on my car before I get back': Teenager mistaken for hardware store employee gets back at impatient DIYer 1

Mom pressures mother-in-law to leave her teaching job of 13 years because she doesn't want her son in her kindergarten class: 'She asked me to move positions or to retire' 2

Kids Send Estranged Step-Mother Away After She Pays Them an Unexpected Visit on Mother’s Day 3

Dad skips son's high school graduation for 14-year-old stepdaughters competition that her mom is already attending: 'Once she came into his life he prioritized her every step of the way' 4

'[He] showed up 4 hours late because he "overslept"': 25+ Workers reveal the reasons everyone at their workplace dislikes 'that one colleague' 5

30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 16, 2024) 6

A long day of doing crimes 1

Solidarity 2

26 Gen X Memes for 80's Kids Raised on Hose Water (May 14, 2024) 3

Snake cat 4

Questions questions 5

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 15, 2024) 6