(Hanging with the family while watching the movie "Quarantine" on Halloween.) Mom: This movie is lame, if we had a real zombie apocalypse we'd just go to Walmart. Me: What? Mom: Yeah there aren't any windows. You'd just bar the doors. And you have everything there! Me: Would you take the whole family? Mom: Nah, you kids would just slow me down.
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