Adult Halloween is Lame

If you are over 20, you should not still be trick-or-treating. the nice lady that normally gives out king sized candy bars will tell you she has to get something "special for such a big boy" She will give you a pack of Trojans. your parents (who you still live with)will be overjoyed, and you will have to tell them you still don't have a girlfriend. The trojans will sit on your desk and painfully remind you of this. #LFMF