if a guy tells you he "kinda likes feet" pay attention - or else your first kiss might immediately be followed by him diving for your foot, wrenching off the sandals you have worn all day through sand, and sticking half your foot in his mouth, while you scream "nooooo! i haven't washed them!" outrage will be replaced with horror when he then wrestles with you to try to get at the other one too. #LFMF