Baffled Woman's Cringe Story About Unexpected Old Man Date Is Pure Gold

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    OMG opening tweet reagailing that time she went on a date with a 97 year old
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    several tweets about how they decided to meet at 6PM
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    racist jokes fly over the 97 year olds head and they are to meet for coffee around six pm
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    tweets explaining how at first she thought the place was empty other than a pile of coats, but that pile of coats was her date
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    Priya meets her date and she explains just how old he was, like jellyfish starting to get smaller old
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    Date goes on and man is not all there, forgets details like what he is drinking, talked about traveling, she makes joke about wanting to asking him about Vietnam in the 50s
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    tweet of asking about his OK cupid profile and him saying he wanted to try out social media, date ending around 7pm
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    he put his hand on her arm and made an offer about using his mouth more than his dick at his age, she jokes that she blacked out at that point after laughing too hard
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    she paid for his tea, left as a dog was howling and went home, took a bath and deleted her OK cupid profile

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