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17 More Shower Thoughts That Make Entirely Too Much Sense

What is it about that little corner of the bathroom that turns us all into philosophers? Or are shower thoughts just creative thoughts that used to be made in the shower, but are now made anywhere? Holy crap, is that a shower thought? I didn't make it in the shower though. Did I just prove my own point?

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    Skin - People who rate porn videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.
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    Product - After clearing your browser history, there should be an option to have it filled with random 'normal' websites, instead of it being all empty.
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    Meal - Candlelit dinners weren't so special before the light bulb was invented.
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    Skin - Imagine getting a QR code tattoo so that if they find your body and scan it, they'd get Rickrolled.
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    Insect - Would a fly which travelled with you to a different state be accepted by the local flies?
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    Blond - We should get a notification when someone attempts to sign up an account with our username, so we can feel great for getting it first
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    Skin - Prostitution is the only job you can charge more for having no prior experience in the work.
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    Product - Packs of gum should have 1stick of a different flavor so you can try different kinds without having to commit to a whole new pack WRLGLEYS DOUBIEMLNT CHEWING GUM affee Ga WRIGLIYS SSC0 Exart NOUSArAL 22224
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    Dairy cow - A ton of cows is not a lot of cows.
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    Billboard - Shouldn't billboards be illegal since they distract you from the road? DA PI Colvin Klein underw b gd 510 Van Wagner
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    Lingerie - Porn is the only genre of video where it's acceptable to put a spoiler in the title.
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    Soccer ball - If you were born 1 year earlier/later, you would have had a completely different set of friends at school and as a result would probably have become a very different person.
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    Batman - There's a little under 500 billionaires on this planet and not a single one of them has decided to become Batman. PAE
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    Bird food - I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it's like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.
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    Pug - Who's crazier? A man who believes he has a talking dog? OR a man who consistently ignores great advice from his dog?
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    Footwear - If "look like a million bucks" is a compliment in the U.S., I bet it wouldn't work in Britain. "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No honey, you look like a million pounds!"
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    Metal - Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.
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