I'm sure playing with your poo is very healthy

If you have recently given your two year old a candy bar, NEVER assume that the substance on his hand is chocolate and playfully lick it off when he puts said hand in your face. You will not be able to make it to the bathroom in time. You will on the other hand have to clean vomit off of you and your two year old and buy new carpet for the living room. #LFMF