Bugbug88's Mom Is Bleakly Optimistic About All of This

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Me: I don't want to become an astronaut, because if something goes wrong, I'll be stuck in the middle of nowhere with no help. Mom: Don't worry about that! If you get hurt in space, you'll just die!

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